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El Dorado • Motivational Speaker • Franchise Opportunities Available

Joined July 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Nov 2017

    WANTED: Time machine.

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  2. If Superman is the Democrats, And Batman is the Republicans, Then Lobo is the Green Party candidate.

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  3. People talk about the credit disparity in comics leading to anger between writers and artists, but it really comes from artists having to do thousands of painful amateur art critiques while writers get away with saying they can't look at amateur writing for 'legal reasons.'

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  4. Aug 3

    Tweetdeleter, will you be my official corporate sponsor?

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  5. Aug 3

    If you translated the glyphs in the Black Monday Murders you can know that I offered two stock tips in the first eight issues. Since their usefulness has passed, here they are for free: 1. Short Theranos. 2. Buy Tweetdeleter dot com.

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  6. Aug 3

    I'll let you know how it goes.

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  7. Aug 3

    But Jonathan, aren't you a writer who has stuff to write? I dunno. Maybe. Anyway, I'll already write a lot analog, but I bought one of these to try out for transcribing.

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  8. Aug 3

    Next month I'm going to do an experiment where I only use a computer / the internet for one hour a day to answer emails. This will be especially difficult because the level of shitposting I do during college football is voluminous. But try I must.

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  9. Aug 1

    I love this James Jean story.

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  10. Aug 1

    I've started drinking tea instead of coffee and just fucking murder me.

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  11. Aug 1

    I disagree with A LOT of this list, but the pilot of the O.C. being in the top ten is truth.

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  12. Jul 27

    Kind of angry I didn't call it the Stache of El.

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  13. Jul 27

    The wife and I are drinking tonight in remembrance of Henry Cavill's mustache. Long gone before it could be universally adored. Rest in peace, Superstache. You will not be forgotten, but live on forever in glorious 4K.

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  14. Jul 26

    Someone has to have done a gag where every character in a story has an eyepatch, right? Link me the evidence so I can laugh.

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  15. Jul 26

    Next election, America will be sponsored by TweetDeleter dot com.

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  16. Jul 25

    Start thee nothing and nothing there will be. - Chamberlain Ben Grimm

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  17. Jul 20

    Next year at Comic-con, Hall H will be sponsored by TweetDeleter dot com.

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  18. Jun 28

    I think it's more important than ever to believe everything you read on twitter.

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  19. Jun 13

    People will tell you you're living in denial, but it is absolutely your right to eliminate angry, irrational, self-righteous, greater-good motherfuckers from your life. Just cut them all off. I have two friends.

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  20. May 31

    My wife is a terrible poker player and sometimes when I'm talking about something and I see how she looks at me I know that when the money runs out she's dumping me like a bad habit. Here's a link to my Kickstarter and Patreon.

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  21. May 29

    In the past year or so, I've written three pilots and two screenplays and I have no idea if an audience will ever see them. Say what you want to about the comic industry, at least most of a creator's potential energy gets converted into something tangible.

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