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@bnacker

Word-slinger. Creator of . Writer of comics, podcasts, Star Wars books, some TV, a movie once, Wits, more. NO PUNS, NO ACTUALLYs.

hollywood, l.a., ca, u.s.a
Joined November 2007

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Nov 2015

    The thing you have to understand is that Freud's mom was super hot.

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  2. 6 hours ago

    Puns. The bare feet on an airplane that you can say!

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  3. 6 hours ago

    Donald Trump is already asbestos with Donald Trump's face on it.

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  4. 7 hours ago

    What are the good scores to write to?

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  5. 7 hours ago

    A really good part of writing is when you're having a tricky time coming up with a thing and then another day with different coffee and different eyes and different brains, you take another run at it and you just nail it.

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  6. 7 hours ago

    Someday I'll find the perfect use for this gif!

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  7. 11 hours ago

    Your Mozart name is (your name) +gang Amadeus Mozart.

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  8. 13 hours ago

    (number four is Oscar Isaac)

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  9. 13 hours ago

    Top Hollywood actors that look like Mort Drucker drawings! Number four will surprise you!

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  10. Aug 6
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  11. Aug 5

    Did Gossip Girl ever promote OXO cooking tools and housewares? If not, why not?

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  12. Aug 5

    That ought to do it.

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  13. Aug 5

    Hey weather - cool it!

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  14. Aug 5

    Today is the day that Ludacris became Hannah Gadsby

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  15. Aug 5

    If The Meg doesn't open with drunk teenagers running towards the beach and one of them skinny dipping until she gets eaten by a shark and then that shark all like "yum" before it gets jolted, dragged around and eaten by The Meg, then what is it even doing being a movie?

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  16. Aug 5

    Besides Picard, James Bond, the Dude, and Laverne Defazio what other iconic drinks from pop culture are there?

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  17. Aug 5

    Is Star Trek about getting used to the subtle frustrations of space travel and a nearly perfect future?

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  18. Aug 5

    Were there first season episodes where he got shitty tepid tea? Where he had to explain to the computer or ship chef what and how tea is? Did he get a kettle and hurt someone's feelings? Did he bite his lip when he said "hot" and then get used to it? Oh man. So rich!

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  19. Aug 5

    Just became aware of a Star Trek catchphrase that specifies the temperature of tea. The implicit SO FRUSTRATING relationship between tea drinker and tea maker is such that he has to say "hot" is hilarious to me.

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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 30

    The most amazing, infusion-of-joy thing just happened to me in an ATL . bought my groceries. He was ahead of me in line when the food for my 4 rescued dogs & 2 rescued cats (and elderly, blind chicken named Dixie Licklighter) ended up in with his stuff.

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  21. Retweeted
    Aug 4

    Please show love to the workers of out of DC, who are refusing to transport fascist scum to the “Unite the Right” rally August 12th. This is what civil-rights unionism and looks like. forever to our union brothers & sisters! ✊🏽✊🏻✊🏾

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